Waking up

It was a brightly lit room, with florescent lights lining the sides of all the metallic walls. In the middle of the circular chamber was a high chair surrounded by flashing control buttons. The place had a very sterile feel, and endless sea of aluminum punctuated with an occasional flashing red button.

One of the many doors let out a quiet hiss as it opened, and in strode a tall, chisel jawed man. He had a purposeful demeanour about him, eyes sharp in a no-nonsense way. His strides were quick and long, but as the approached the centre of the room, he started slowing down. He stared at the creature occupying the high seat and sighed.

"Every bloody morning, he takes the seat first. Stupid dick," he muttered under his breath.

On the receiving end of the scathing attack was a fat boy with a rat's nest for a head of hair. He wore a black T-shirt with the words 'I am emo' and had a perpetually glazed look in his eye as if he was high on blow. His chubby fingers danced absently over the controls, occasionally poking one of them. No one really knew if his actions were of his own volition or just another random response. If he heard the comment, he didn't show any response.

The doors opened again, and in strode a rather small fellow. He wore a brightly coloured tie-dye shirt and tattered jeans, and walked as if someone had taken to his testicles with a cricket bat. When he saw the fat kid in the seat, he sighed and turned to leave.

But before he could step out, the tall man spoke.

"Annoying bugger isn't he. Ever since he moved in, he's been hogging the controls at the start of the day. Hell, I can't even remember the day I started at the helm."

Facing the tall man, the flamboyant dude snorted. "You don't say."

"Oh, I guess its worse for you Impulse. Your size does make it a little hard for you to jostle your way in. But you have to say don't you, that ever since this kid came about we've been a lot worse off. I dare say that I'd win the approval of everyone should it go to vote, me against him."

"I'm sure you would, Confidence, but you know very well it would change nothing. He will still be there every morning, leaving whenever he feels like it."

"Can't he see that no one likes him? And that he is doing us all a lot of harm."

"Actually, I wouldn't say that everyone has a problem with him. Have you seen how Logic and him get along? Everytime Logic walks in and sees him, he thinks that there is a problem. You know, sullen looking Goth kid who looks like he could use a week in rehab? The problem starts when Logic starts spouting solutions. Those two cannot work together. Remember last week? I got dragged into that as well, and it turned out to be a bit of a mess. Especially when Anger stepped in."

"Yea. I remember that. You know, Anger is very useful sometimes, but I really hate it when he turns on us. He seems to have a bit of a tiff with you doesn't he Impulse?"

"Don't remind me. I still get aches in the places that he broke my bones the last time. But even he is no match for that kid. No one knows how he does it, but when you can turn the whole room black and start shooting lightning bolts out of nowhere, people stop messing with you."

"Yea, but it doesn't stop Anger trying though. Always leaves the room in a bloody mess after they fight."

There was a moment of silence at that point, both the men staring at the child in the chair.

Confidence tried what he tried every morning. "Excuse me, would you mind moving aside and letting someone else pilot for a moment?"he asked.

His reply was a dry crackling in the air as sparks started bursting around the kid.

"Okay. Okay. Just asking. I'll leave you alone." The two of them turned to leave the room.

As the walked down the corridor, they met Wit. "Hey guys! Same story again this morning?"

Confidence answered. "Yes, same thing again. No one seems to be able to dislodge Loneliness at the start of the day."

The world is doomed.

Every so often, you come across things that you wish you never knew existed. It could be some form of evil. Or stupidity. Or something else equally depressing.

And you wonder how things like this can exist? What kind of cruel twist of fate put them on Earth? To read work that is bad is one thing. To read stuff that is so shallow and yet at the same time, blindly narcissistic is depressing on a whole new level.

It can actually sap your will to live. It makes you want to shoot yourself.

Sigh. Why la?

Movie critics.

Seriously now, I'm starting to get a little annoyed with them. I understand that they are paid for their reviews and therefore are expected to give a good one. I know that comparative analysis is inevitable when reviewing movies, and having read the book that spawned most of the movies, most reviewers use their prior experience reading the book and compare it with the movie.

Almost always, the movie ends up taking a beating. I have two examples. The Golden Compass was written based on the book Northern Lights, and the one review I have read has slammed the director for 'destroying one of the best pieces of child fiction ever written'. I know how he feels. I believe him when he said that the movie had been dumbed down by Hollywood. The generally happy, cheery feel to the movie doesn't quite capture a sense of epicness the way a dark tale spun around a properly scary Magisterium would. And not having happy endings is never an option with Hollywood, but it is in the world of books. So I guess for a sense of realism and immersability, book audiences will always be expecting something more than the usual children's fare.

I am Legend suffers from the same fate. The context of the title has been completely turned around, and now I actually find myself wanting to read the book, even if it is 50 year old science fiction. The movie is so much simpler than the book, but the idea in the book is just so bloody brilliant, I am actually a little upset that the producers didn't try to make it work on screen.

This is where my rant comes in. These movie reviewers are so used to a fare of intelligent story telling that everything else seems to suck in comparison. Most people I know found the Golden Compass to be a good movie. I didn't like it for the way the director made the movie or for the way the special effects were done. I loved it for the concept. I loved the idea of a nation of warrior polar bears and of a world that operates using a completely different set of rules of the universe. I'm sure the book did all that better, but it doesn't change the fact that the unacquainted will still be rightly impressed.

What I'm trying to say is very simple. If movie reviewers were wine tasters, they are only catering to the connoisseurs, the elitist bastards that uncork a bottle and sniff at the wine before pouring it in a glass and swirling it gently to oxygenate the bloody alcohol. Very few of their readers are that kind of people. We are social drinkers, happy we're even drinking wine at all. So fuck the flavour of the bloody thing, as long as it hasn't turned to bloody vinegar (which means very bad movie, like anything with Britney Spears or Madonna in it) then we would happily wolf it down and ask for a refill.

Social responsibility.

I'm sometimes too generous with my opinions. I try to justify that by telling myself that I'm making a positive change, but I can't help but to wonder just how positive is positive. If I hadn't been such a nihilist in the past, I might have spread more gloom over the future. That would have been bad.

Having long talks with people has me asking if spreading the ideas that I have cultivated is really something that I should be doing at all. I mean, its instinctive, but I can at least try an put a cap to it.

Am I doing a service to society or am I spreading misguided half truths? I am fairly certain that I will find the ideas that I hold now to be quite childish and naive in the future, the same way I find the world view I had five years ago to be badly lacking proper perspective.

I know of people who think that I am better off not expressing anything at all. Those are the people who also have a tendency to try and sway others to their philosophies as well, so I'm not surprised at that kind of view. We sometimes hold diametrically opposed viewpoints.

But good thing or not, I do seem to have a lot of faith in my stands, however flawed they may be. With these kinds of posts, I might seem riddled with self doubt, but thats just the checks and balances that keep me somewhat rooted.

So I'll keep preaching.

Whats with Lim Kit Siang?

I don't know the full details of what he actually says, but that man sound to me like a bloody loose cannon. He seems to oppose for the sake of opposing, even if there really are little grounds to pick a fight. Provoking the BN MPs seems to be some past time that he enjoys very much.

Apparently, he called somebody a goblok in Parliament the other day. His defense was that he meant 'go blog', meaning that he was telling that person to start blogging. I'm sure there are contexts in which that phrase can make sense, but I am very skeptical that Kit Siang wasn't out to cause trouble.

I've seen his antics in parliament as well, and they aren't what I would call civilized. I mean, the BN backbenchers are a bunch of uncouth monkeys, but that doesn't mean that the opposition lender needs to stoop to their level to engage with them. I actually pity the speaker of the parliament. He always seems helpless in those situations, his repeated pleas for everyone to sit down and calm down are always ignored. Its like he's scared of the MPs or something. How is a mediator supposed to do his job when he has no power?

Watching the way Kit Siang handle situations has substantially eroded the credibility that he has with me. It makes me question the questions that he raises and every allegation that he makes is greeted with a healthy dose mistrust. I actually wonder why he is still opposition leader because I seriously doubt DAP is that devoid of talent. Maybe its one of those 'old farts that refuse to let go' problems that seem to plague other political parties.

Kiam Siap.

The Chinese are scrooges. Thats the stereotype that has been perpetuated for generations, and I was a little skeptical about it. I figured times have changed, and so have people. Working has just shown me that old habits really do die hard.

For the first few weeks of work, I was content with taking orders and punching them in. Until the store manager decided that we need to make more money and told us all to push the average purchase of each customer up. There are a number of ways to do this, of which the easiest is to suggest extra cheese. Then we could ask if they would like some fries or some more bread or ice cream for dessert. RM15 per customer is supposed to be the target.

It was only when I made a conscious effort to see if I can sell more did I notice who were the people that usually do the buying. Customers coming in are split pretty even between the Chinese and the Malays. Indians show up only occasionally. Of the groups, this is how I would rank their tight-fistedness. The freest spenders are the middle easterners, (who thanks to MMU show up in respectable numbers) followed by the Malays, Indians and then the Chinese.

The middle easterners are not really open to suggestions. They typically know exactly what they want, and will order a lot of it. Screw combo meals, its ala carte all the way. And I never have to ask if they want extra cheese. They will ask for it right after making a pizza selection.

The Malays on the other hand, always seem to be looking for a good time and are normally quite happy to follow you as you lead them around the menu. "Nak extra cheese tak?" A lot of the time, the answer is "Boleh lah". They are also more likely to pander to their kid's request for a milkshake which would add substantially to the bill.

Now when I ask if a Chinese family if they want extra cheese, the person with the menu normally furrows his/her eyebrows and look at the rest of the family. The whole clan will then come to the conclusion that the extra expense is unnecessary and will politely decline. The Chinese are also much more likely to try and make the set meals work for them, adjusting preferences and decisions so that they may save RM14.50. And when I walk away from a table with a order for one set, and nothing else to go with it, you can bet that it was a Chinese family.

I think all this scrooginess is in the Chinese blood. Its been passed down from generations ago, and I think the position that the Chinese have in the economy right now can be credited to the kedekutness that they show. Its not really a bad thing actually. I think I have a bit of that streak as well. =)

Am I just being too cynical?

I'm a bit annoyed right now because I just sacrificed one mark from my tennis subject. I missed out on that one attendance credit because I was trying to explain what I thought to the Soka Gakkai people in the CLC on Wednesday.

They were there collecting signatures to petition the Malaysian Government to do its part in nuclear non-proliferation. I'm all for nuclear non-proliferation, but I didn't sign the damned thing.

I'm not too clear as to why myself. It could be the religious tangent that these people were taking. They seemed completely convinced that peace on this planet can be achieved if we just believed very, very hard that it can be. If we can get humans to think peace first when they are faced with any conflict, then we will not have wars. I like the concept, but I just find it a little bit flimsy.

I argued long and hard that humanity is programmed to serve itself first, then look at lofty ideals. Find some food, don't get killed, get married. All those always take priority over the principle of non-violence. At least thats how I see the world. In response, I was shown the greatness of Ghandi and Nelson Mendela. When I asked the dude I was talking to if he actually believed that it was Ghandi's non-violent protests that put the British in the mood to be charitable to the Indian people and to give them the independence that they want, he actually gave me a solid yes.

I should have wised up at that point and just thanked him and walked away. It really is quite pointless trying to engage him when we disagree on such a fundamental level about human nature. But I kept going on.

I might have offended him a bit when I told him that I thought the entire exhibition made a mockery of an actual peace process. I thought it made a mockery of humanity, for them to assume that something can be achieved if we repeatedly tell people the same intangible moral principle. Any solution that isn't rooted in the basest urges of humanity is doomed to fail. There is always a reason, and if we can understand the reasons behind the actions that lead to conflict, then we can try to stop it degenerating into violence. Admittedly, my take on it is just as intangible, but I concede that every conflict is different. To propose a blanket solution that will bring world peace is just something that I expect to hear from a beauty pageant contestant.

At least I did tell him that I was going to be honest, and wasn't trying to offend him before I actually said all that. Being a good, but perhaps slightly confused Buddhist, he kept a perfectly straight face.

But they really did make me wonder for a moment if such blind faith in the natural goodness of humanity can actually work out. I've certainly seen stranger things happen.

I'm still a bit sore about that mark lost though. =P

Movies...

I'm not a movie buff, and I only ever go watch them if it seems to be a convenient thing for me to do. I never actually go out of my way to go to the cinema, which means that I'm normally quite behind when it comes to whats hot in movieland at the moment.

But in the past three weeks, I have watched Lions for Lambs, Hitman, and the Kingdom, in that order. That is courtesy of MBO cinemas having those movies at very convenient times for me and my classmates (a little free time vacuum for most of us, an exceedingly rare phenomenon.) I still haven't watched Beowulf, but I got a very stern warning from my brother that its the single worst movie he has ever watched in his life. Apparently, the story is dumb, the physics illogical to the point of unbearablility and the entire movie is filled with little scenes that have absolutely nothing to do with the plot. The movie's only saving grace, which is apparently the gore, couldn't quite compensate for the incredible stupidness of everything else. Thats what my brother said. I haven't watched it, so I don't know. But if I'm honest, I have to admit that I'm pretty apprehensive about Beowulf now. (Even if I get to see Angelina Jolie and a naked succubus.)


But back to the main issue, the movies that I have watched. I'll give you the bad news first. Hitman sucked. I never played the game, but I always found the concept to be exceedingly cool. A mute, merciless killer who strikes and no ones is none the wiser until he's safely immersing himself in a jacuzzi after extraction. But the movie completely betrayed agent 47 (I think that was his number) He becomes a gung ho, trigger happy, not particularly witty and bald version of Jason Bourne. Its hard not to make comparisons of the two movies, especially when the scene where the Hitman proves his observational powers to his pantyless pretend girlfriend is a blatant rip off from the first Bourne movie. The Hitman is supposed to sneak, poison, trick and strangle his way to mission objectives. He does not walk into a room full of gangsters and let rip with two sub-machine guns. The real Hitman would have found that approach vulgar. Even for an action movie, its weak. But then again, I have been spoilt not too long ago by the Bourne Ultimatum (which I think is one of the best movies this year, hence the constant comparison). So here is a warning. If you loved Hitman as a game, and would like to be spared the agony of watching him turn into a pussified, gunslinging man who is betrayed by his own agency for no reason other than to satisfy some Russian president, then stay away from the movie. Go rewatch Nacho Libre or something.


Now I have two more movies to talk about, both of which I have to admit I liked very much. The latest one I saw was the Kingdom, which is about terrorists in Saudi Arabia blowing Americans up. The FBI rightly gets pissed off, but because the American government is so buddy buddy with the Saudis, they can't get a team onto Ground Zero to do investigations. What follows is the usual story about a particularly ballsy FBI agent who blackmails his way into Saudi Arabia, solves the case, and puts him and his entire team in the line of fire. What particularly unnerved me about this movie is the fact that I actually felt pissed off when I saw the Muslim extremist give his inflammatory speech. Suddenly, my dim view of religion got even dimmer. Its all nice and good for the moderate Muslims to denounce the terrorists and loudly proclaim that the terrorists have no right to call themselves Muslims. It doesn't change the fact that they do call themselves Muslims and their murder is derived from the very same book that the moderates get their values from. I'm sure that there is nothing wrong with the teachings in the book, as everyone of the faith will proclaim. But over the many years that civilization has existed religion has time and again proven that its not something that the human race is ready for. I don't think that the fact that some people can take the text in a non-murderous and non-bigoted way can be used an excuse for the continued preaching of it.

I was throughly depressed at the end of the movie, even if I didn't really show it. The stark truthfulness of the entire movie reminded me of how fucked up this world really is. The ending definitely left an impression. The same promise made by the FBI agent and the dying terrorist cell leader, "we will kill them all". The message couldn't be clearer. The senseless killing will not stop until either side is wiped out. And some people actually argue that cultural relativism is actually a good thing. /wrist


Right, on to Lions for Lambs. (If you have read this far and still remain vaguely interested in what I have to say then, thank you.) =P. This movie has three stories running parallel. There is one part with a reporter being given a scoop on a new American initiative in Afghanistan by the Senator who is running the whole operation. The other is about a disillusioned political science student who called in to see his professor. And the third is about two American soldiers that are stuck in the Afghan mountains, awaiting rescue. I found the first two deeply entertaining, the third to be some kind of compulsory action sequence that movie makers seem obliged to do.

The first scenario was sparring by a liberal (the reporter) versus a war hawk (the senator) on the issues on global terror and the war in the Middle East. I actually found both sides well represented, although I generally tilt towards the anti-war hippie camp. I found the
Senator's arguments compelling, and I think that movie did a lot to help me understand his side of the story, and the reasons behind all the war mongering.

But it was the second scene that struck a chord. A professor sees a bright student lose interest, and decides to intervene. The student is adamant that the world is fucked up, and not worth saving, so he might as well go and live his own comfy life in the corporate world instead of making the change that he feels needs to be made. The situation really is deja vu. It wasn't so long ago that a very cynical me sat before a particularly well read and optimistic old fart and trashed out the issue with him. That ended with him declaring that I'm there is little hope left for me and that he is saddened that a person that has reached my level of reasoning should choose a path of doom and gloom. (At least thats how I saw it). Well times have changed, and I've grown up a bit, so I'm actually not naive enough to authoritatively predict doomsday within the next generation. So if a right cause comes along, I might actually do something. (maybe the fight against domestic violence, but AWAM seems to ignore my attempts to contact them.)

Still, that movie gives me the sense that I'm not alone in my disillusionment. It says loud and clear to me that just because no one else seems to care or even seems bothered to know, it doesn't mean that you should be like that too.

So, yes. If you have time and cash to spare, do watch the two movies. But don't blame me if you don't like them. I do have really weird tastes.

Emboldened Malaysians.

Wow. Another rally? That whole Bersih thing seems to have given Malaysians some serious balls. I must say, I found this rally to be really amusing. Asking the Queen of England for help to sue the British government is plainly ridiculous. But thats also missing the point of the petition. The aim of the rally was to make some noise, and it sure did. I had never even heard of Hindraf before this. As a publicity stunt, it was bloody brilliant.

But to me, it serves another purpose. It further shows the levels of intolerance that our government has for any opposition to their stand. The violent response shown will only make the international community who might have been skeptical about all the reports of Malaysia not really being democratic after all believe all the stories circulating around the internet.

Confirming the stories of your opponents is not very smart. But I can't even begin to imagine what the government is doing. Everything they do flies in the face of logic, and I can't honestly say that my evaluation and my game plan would work any better for them. Because I don't know what their agenda is. I can't call them dumb, because they might see things that I don't see....

Oh well...

I wonder...

A couple of years back, the Black Eyed Peas hit the scene. Everyone was introduced to 'Where is the love' and for a while, I actually listened along happily. Then they started showing what they were really about. Completely meaningless lyrics sung to catchy tunes. Reminds me of the joke that Chris Rock told about rap music. Women who love rap music don't care about the lyrics. For them, if the beat is right, they will dance all night.

Black eyed peas lyrics makes me want to put an ice pick through my skull. The problem is, I also notice that there are other artistes that sing stuff just as dumb as they do, but I don't feel any murderous impulse when I hear them. Snoop dog, 50 cent, and to a lesser extent, Sean Paul, they all rely on the beat and the cool factor to sell. But I don't hate them. In fact, I actually like some of their music. Okay, maybe not Snoop Dog, but the rest are passable.

Here is a line from Timbaland and Keri Hilson - They way I are

I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped
Can you handle me the way you are?

Blatant references to things impolite. Things that will make most people cringe in everyday conversation. Yet, I love this song.

And for some comparison here is the song by one of the BEP members gone solo.

If the girl real pretty,
Nine times out of ten,
She pretty like her mama.

And if her mama real ugly,
I guarantee ya she gon’ be ugly like her mama.

Everytime I hear this, I change the station.

I wonder what the difference really is. It can't be the complete disregard for general politeness and gender political correctness. Snoop dog is as misogynistic as rappers get, and yet I don't hate his music enough to avoid it.

It can't be the stupidity of the lyrics either, because I've heard lyrics just as stupid, and had no problems with it. Hey Ya by Outkast is a perfect example of this. Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour? Shake it like a polariod picture? It doesn't get any more senseless than that, yet I have no problems with that song.

Then I thought maybe it was because I had a problem with Fergie being a sellout to the whole female gender, making me have a problem with her, and by extension, the people associated with her. I mean, she did introduce us all to her humps, her lovely lady lumps. But the pussycat dolls ask you to 'loosen up their buttons', females acting totally trampily. Yet I don't really have a bone to pick with the dolls.

As of now, I'm content to leave it as 'I just have a problem with you, never mind why'. But I'm still pretty damned curious as to why. Any ideas?

Goodbye England.

The score says it all. England 2 - 3 Croatia.

When it all started, England looked like a shoo-in to the finals in 2008. A string of screw ups later, they have been dumped out of the competition.

I'm not whooping in joy at the English failure. But I don't mourn for them either. I think that they are the most overrated team in the world, partly because their league is marketed so well.

They lost to both Russia and Croatia. Both teams have players that I can't even name. Yet they beat a team whose players I can easily identify. If that isn't proof of overhype, I don't know what is.

The pundits are harsh, especially the English ones. Every last one of them has declared the English team undeserving of a spot at Euro 2008.

For me, all this means is that the likes of Lampard, Gerrard, Wright Phillips, Rooney and Beckham are not as good as the football pages and EPL pundits would like to paint them to be.

Tired at wrong times of the day.

Work is annoying. But interesting. And somewhat frustrating.

Its annoying because its tiring. And it eats my weekend up. And leaves me looking forward to Wednesdays and Thursdays as my days of rest.

So far, it has remained somewhat interesting. There are still subtle little things for me to learn, and unlike most of my colleagues, I actually look forward to taking down orders. Walking someone through what he or she wants sure beats cleaning up the bloody mess they leave behind. And seeing different kinds of people eat, handle their children and work makes for an interesting spectacle.

And its also frustrating. Because I know that the job pays peanuts. And I also know that I would slip into severe depression if I came to a realization that I would be doing the same routine thing for the rest of my life with little chance of escape. I suspect those are to prospects that face some of the long term staff there. Its hard to take pride in the work I do. With the kind of pay it receives and the rate of staff being hired and leaving, I can't seem to shake off the feeling that I'm doing something anyone else can do. I think I'm getting a clearer picture of how some people end up finding their jobs meaningless and hollow. But have to do it anyway, because its just what they do. And I hope it never happens to me. I am really scared of getting stuck in a 9 to 5 job that has me groaning every morning and staring blankly at the wall in the evening.

The temptation to quit is there, but I'm going to see this through. Just need to keep telling myself that it could be much worse.

I'm getting really annoyed.

Its 1 a.m. and I don't normally blog at this time, not unless I'm super emo or something. But I've spent a good portion of tonight reading about the bersih rallies, and I'm getting really pissed off.

I'm not pro-opposition, just anti-stupidity. Someone sent me a link to our information minister's telephone interview with Al-jazzera. I thought Syed Hamid Albar was rubbish on Hardtalk. That was enough to make me rant and rave for a good 15 minutes. Zainuddin's performance on the other hand makes me contemplate denying being a Malaysian when people ask where I'm from. The simple mindedness and the utter childishness of the accusations that he hurled at the news network is something I would expect from a name-calling match between 12 year olds.

I really wonder if he realizes how stupid he actually sounded. He probably doesn't, seeing how he probably gets away with that kind of rethoric on home ground where the press is held at gun point and the people are fed government or anti-opposition propaganda on a daily basis. But Al-jazzera is an international news network. What you say is going to be broadcasted to millions all over the world. If it was me, I'd be shit nervous. I would really hate to say the wrong thing.
But even if you did ambush me, an engineering student who has never really played politics, and has no experience dealing with the press, I don't think I would have cocked up that badly. He is the information minister. How the hell did such incompetence find its way up the ranks of our government?

And how is this for scare tactics? RTM 1's report on the rally ended with footage from other violent protests from other countries and the message "Demonstrasi selalu berakhir dengan keganasan". All reports in the local newspapers were similarly biased. The way that this is being handled either shows complete idiocy on the part of the government or a severe underestimation of human intelligence. Seriously, if this is the best the can come up with, then they are morons. If they can't be bothered to do better because they know that they are going to get away with all this, then they are insulting my intelligence. And I'm tired of it. Everytime this happens, all I see is this patronizing old man patting me on the head like I'm a 5 year old child and telling me to behave myself and to listen to him because he has 'eaten more salt than I have rice'. Well, I have read more books than you have words, so there.

Disillusionment really is reaching its tipping point.

Lets fighting love - Part 2

Micheal found himself in a very familiar alley, walking home following the path less taken. He actually found himself wondering why he was taking this route at all, considering that was his emo path. He never took that route unless he felt like cutting off the rest of the world.

He shrugged and kept walking. Then he saw something that left him reeling for a while. There was a couple walking in the very same alley. He couldn't help but feel a sense of deja vu. Holding his breath and closing his eyes, he strained hard to hear for the rapid pitter patter that would confirm his fears. It didn't take long. The near silent footsteps were even coming from the exact same direction.

Micheal opened his eyes and looked at the couple. It wasn't the same two people. Odd. If this really was a recurring nightmare, he would have thought that the participating characters would have been the same. Different couple, but still instantly recognizable people to Micheal. Before the realization of the implications could hit him, the ninja had burst into view.

The attack was exactly the same, a sharp blow straight to the head of the unsuspecting boy. The girl spun around and screamed, and Micheal found himself responding. Just like before.

But this time, he knew better than to use the shoulder barge. He still gave his most bloodcurling scream to get the ninja's attention, but led with his fists this time. Apparently, he wasn't the only one with memories of a parallel scenario, because the ninja had turned around to face him and taken off his mask, a big grin on his face. The girl no longer in immediate danger, Micheal slowed down to a walk. The ninja had something to say to him, and he wanted to know what it was.

"Hey there, twin," started to ninja.

Micheal stole a glance at the girl. She was frozen with fear, mouth agape and eyes staring into nothingness. He wished she would at least look for a way out of this, but he remembered the throwing stars. No, running away would be a bad idea.

The doppelganger saw his eyes travel, and added, "Lovely isn't she? Almost makes killing her hard. But after what she has done, its never a problem."

"What did she do? I have never had thoughts of murdering her before. What are you doing here?"

"Well, you were taking too long. So I decided to move things along. This avenger gets bored easily."

"She doesn't deserve to die."

"Yes she does. As do you."

"Me?"

"Yes. You are going to try and save her. And you will fail again, just like before. And for being such an idiot, you will deserve to die."

"This is ridiculous."

"I'm sure it is. And now I'm bored. Chop Chop!"

Weapon drawn, the ninja shuffled his way towards Micheal. The katana became a blur as the ninja started showing off. But as he drew closer, he started slowing down. In fact, he slowed down so much that Michael could very easily dodge the slash. And just as easily, he dodged the second one, and soon after, a third.

Micheal was puzzled. And from the look on the ninja's face. so was he.

"What the..."

Impressed with himself, Micheal decided to press the advantage. His punch caught the ninja by surprise, and left him with a bloody nose. Getting very annoyed, the ninja renewed his attacks, the flurry of swordplay doubled in ferocity.

But Micheal emerged unharmed. Screaming in frustration, the ninja reached down and grabbed his throwing stars. Micheal thought that they were meant for him, so he waited for them. But the ninja turned around and threw the blades at the paralyzed girl. Her fate had seemed to be sealed at that point, her eye right in the middle of the weapon's trajectory. Micheal was running forward, instinctively trying to save her. And he found himself running faster than the weapons were flying. He suddenly felt like Max Payne and Neo combined.

He plucked the flying stars out of the air and flung them back at the ninja. There was no escape for him, the sharp blades slicing into his kneecaps. Half screaming and half cursing, the ninja collapsed.

"This is impossible."

Smiling, Micheal replied. "I know. Tell me about it. This is great."

"But how?" the ninja asked, still confused.

"You no longer fight for what is right. She doesn't deserve to die, and you know it. When you stopped being an agent of justice, and became a pouty, self serving murderer, you stopped being able to beat me."

"Where did you get all that shit from? The compendium of paladin asswipe ideals?"

"It doesn't matter," Micheal replied. Half a second later, the ninja lay in a pool of his own blood, the shurikens on his knees now lodged in his windpipe.

Whoever knew?

I certainly never expected it to happen. But Malaysians finally are starting to show a bit of spine. They are demanding fair elections in a peaceful rally that had to be dispersed with water cannons. Apparently, the gathering was illegal because the permit for it was never issued. I tried looking for justification for denying these people the permit and I could find none. I shouldn't be surprised. In a rather anti-climatic twist, here is a potentially controversial article.

http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2007/11/find-the-patter.html

Read the link that leads to the freakonomics column.

Steven Levitt is saying that voting is pointless if you want to make a difference, and as much as it defies everything that I have ever learned, I have to say that he is right. The first thing that I thought of when reading the article was "what if everyone thought like you? then there would be no democracy". Then I realized that the scenario would be impossible because we don't vote to protect our self interests anymore. We have come to accept that our vote does nothing to change the outcome of policy. What it does do, however, is massage our egos and give us the idea that we are good citizens.

Will I vote? I guess.. Just to stick it to the big man, I will. Its my way of picking a side.

The 5 a.m. sleepless night rhyme

I look to my left, and I see my world,
A zone of comfort, where I seem unfurled,
At ease with the norms and expectations,
A place where I never seem out of fashion.

To my right, the great unknown,
Where seeds of doubt are too easily sown,
A place that I had been blind to see,
By circumstance of just being too mousy.

Drawn to the right, but happy with the left,
Confusion to the point of certain death,
I can see the joy that lies in store,
But if I submit to impulse, I feel like a whore.

I see examples, and I often wonder,
Whyever not, its not like the world will be torn asunder,
But something always feels out of place,
Like a duck wading around in toxic waste.

I tell myself that these things take time,
It could take years to feel sublime,
But to think of time that has gone to waste,
I can't help but to think that I should make haste.

You are who you are, I've heard that before,
But what if who you are is a bloody bore?
Do you force yourself to get with the hype?
Or do you ignore it and do what you like?

Its really no fun figuring this out,
Too bad I'm too old to sit down and pout,
So I'll rhyme my way to some peace of mind,
And hope that somehow, the stars will align.

Stupid laws.

Hilarious stuff. Talk about being outdated or sometimes, just plain daft.

The UK's top 10 most ridiculous British laws were listed as:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%)

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down (7%)

3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)

4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned (5%)

5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter (4%)

6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%)

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen (3.5%)

8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%)

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour (3%)

10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2%)

Other bizarre foreign laws voted by those polled included:

In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk (9%)

In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%)

A male doctor in Bahrain can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror (7%)

In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm (6%)

It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama (6%)

In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed (6%)

Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth (6%)

In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits (5%)

In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon (4%)

Nyahaha.

Zero Punctuation rulez. (Google it, watch it. Else u're a loozer)

Ktnxbai.

I don't like British Music.

WTF.

I swear I'm right. I swear I knew it all along.

The Dashboard Confessionals sang that and its been my little anthem since it was released.

You don't like British music huh? Apparently, Muse isn't quite your thing. Supermassive Blackhole not a good track? I believed it. Until you said you'd go to one of their concerts anyday. I shrugged. Muse had just visited, so maybe it was all the hype..

Oh. And the Sugarbabes suck too huh? And now, you liked them ever since they hit the air.

Yes, I'm nitpicking. They are non-issues. They don't matter, at least not to an average reasonable person. Yes, I'm bitter. So sue me.

Contradictions.

I've asked these two questions a number of times and I have never gotten an answer that is satisfactory. Both have things to do with Islamic principles and government policy.

Gripe one. Muslims can't gamble. There are active steps taken to keep them out of Genting. There are signs outside 4D gambling shops warning them to stay away. Yea, sure, lots of Muslims still end up buying the stuff, but what I'm interested in is the official Government stand on this, and not the efficiency of its enforcement. So far, as far as I know, the Government discourages Muslims from buying 4D. So, in essence, the government is against all forms of gambling done by Muslims and will try to regulate and put a stop to instances of it happening.

Yet, their kids gamble all the bloody time, oblivious to the fact that they are gambling. Remember those plastic egg vending machines that seem to be in every comic book and sundry shop? Those that seem to have different content inside? Or the card vending ones for that matter. Dragonball, Power Rangers, that kind of stuff. Thats gambling right there. If it is advertised on the outside that you stand to gain a figurine of hero X when you put a dollar into a machine and twist a dial, you are promising a chance of winning. Its now a game of chance, putting it neatly into the category of judi. If that isn't a clear enough example, here is another one. I remember this from back when I was 12. There is a keropok vendor near my school, selling all manner of crackers. One of his products is a tiny little packet of nearly inedible prawn crackers with a little gift on the inside. The packet itself cost 20 cents, and most of the time, you will get a little plastic lobster that cannot possibly cost more than half a cent. But, you stand to win one of those Tamiya car rip offs that go for about 5 bucks at the pasar malam. There are other prizes too. So, a little token fee for a shot at winning something that is worth 25 times as much as the original investment. Sound familiar?

Its all gambling, and yet these people get away with selling it to Muslims, and Muslim children at that. I'm not a Muslim and if someone pulled this kind of shit of on my 12 year old, I'd get pretty pissed off. And I don't have a God promising me eternal suffering if I went near any of that. Thats just fucked up.

Now, on to the second problem. Alcohol. Muslims can't touch that stuff. (debaters not withstanding) Not even food that has alcohol in it is allowed. Chinese food that contains a bit of rice wine is not halal anymore. Even if eating 2000 portions of it isn't enough to make you drunk. (Which I was told is the main justification for banning alcohol for all Muslims. Drunk people do stupid and very un-Islamic things) So imbibing alcohol molecules in any form is dosa, correct? So whats the deal with tapai? Its served all over the place and is as part of Malay culture as lemang and ulam. But its fermented glutinous rice, and fermented normally indicates a presence of alcohol. I know, because when I smelled a batch when I was a kid, it felt to me like smelling the fumes from a bottle of VHS tape cleaner. The smell of alcohol was THAT strong. Rum and raisin has a distinctive taste of alcohol, but hardly smells that strong. Yet, rum and raisin ice cream is in a fridge that carries the warning to Muslims that rum and raisin is not halal. If this isn't hypocrisy and selective application of rules, then I don't know what is. It is entirely possible that the Jabatan Agama Islam realizes this and decided they cannot do anything about it because the eating of tapai is so ingrained into our society already. I guess they realize what a sudden decision to make tapai non-halal would bring a lot of complications and get people asking questions that they are not quite prepared to answer.

But ignoring the problem is not going to make it go away. I guess with the immense control that the government has on any form of intelligent questioning, these inconsistencies can be stopped from ever surfacing as actual issues. To be honest, I think that they are non-issues too. Its just that if Malaysian Muslims are anal enough to care about the direction of the kiblat from space, and about the halalness of vaccines, I suppose something like this should be considered pretty big problems.

Stupid..

A grieving father has been awarded $11 million in damages against a fundamentalist church that pickets military funerals because they believe that the war in Iraq is punishment for American tolerance for gays. Good for him. But it really does beg the question, where do these people come from anyway?

These are two of the signs that they use when picketing. 'Thank God for dead soldiers" and "God hates fags". Thank God for dead soldiers? No bloody wonder the father got pissed off. And one of the church leaders has claimed that they will continue to picket. Apparently, a $11 million fine is 'an act of futility'. Wow. If that was the case, the judge should have hit them with $111 million.

I wonder who told them that the casualties in Iraq was punishment for accepting gays. Did one of them get a visitation from God one night? Or some messenger of God for that matter. Or did they pull it out of their interpretation of the Bible? To be honest, I'm getting pretty sick of reading about people like this intruding on other people's lives because they think its their holy duty to do so. That father sued because he felt that they had ruined his son's funeral and intruded upon a solemn ceremony. If I were in his position, I'd kick their asses too, even if I were anti-gay. There are places and times where you don't preach and spew your religious convictions.

I wish they would stop caring so much and leave all of us heretic sinners to burn in hell after we tell them to eff off for the fifth time.

I mean, thats what I would do when giving advice to someone. If they don't want the advice, it really is their problem now isn't it? Admittedly, repeating it over and over might get them to accept your message as true, but nine times out of ten, you're just being annoying. And when you go past their breaking point, things get ugly. Wouldn't we all be so much better off if you just roll your eyes and tell yourself that you will get the last laugh when you watch us all burn in hell while you sit on your pretty little cloud strumming your harp? Or if you really can't bear seeing someone walk the wrong path, keep telling yourself that you have tried and move on. No one is going to blame you for failing in your task to bring salvation. I think even God will forgive you.

Women and musicians..

Its conventional wisdom that knowing how to play music makes a guy popular with the ladies. In fact, when a guy who has never really shown any inclination to play music starts to learn, the first assumption will be that he is trying to raise his networth somewhat. Might not be a fair assessment, but that just goes to show how much this image has been ingrained into culture.

But why? There has to be a reason that girls find guitarists or pianists or violinists attractive. I think it has something to do with natural selection.

An article in the Economist once observed that humans find mates that are liberal with their resources attractive. In the modern context, its material wealth for men, and the willingness to care for others for women. Apparently, generous men and unusually compassionate women are found to be more attractive by the opposite sex. Women want a man who is willing and capable of taking care of them in the traditional role of breadwinner (thus the eye for material wealth) . Men want a woman who will take care of the family in the role of housekeeper (thus the need for a woman who is charitable with her energy). The bottom line is, the more likely a person is able to spare resources, the more attractive they become.

I think that the ability to play music is a show of an abundance of resource. Music isn't an easy skill to master, and requires a lot of practice and dedication. Looking at it from a survival perspective, music is useless. Music is a luxury, not a necessity. Only a person who has his necessities more than covered for extended periods of time will be able to come up with a decent tune. So that automatically means that they have their bases covered. Which would mean that if you manage to nail him you got all your bases covered too.

This theory has its problems. If it were true, then all forms of art would share the same status as music, but they don't. A painter doesn't get panties thrown at him, a musician does. I concede that they are other factors that have to be taken into consideration. The scale of appeal of the different forms of art, the audiences that they cater to. Painters may not be able to make girls squeal, but they can make ladies swoon (see Titanic). The underlying principles are the same.

All this talk of love might seem like I'm generalizing women into neat little categories. Some might get a bit pissed, because they say I'm stereotyping. Others might wonder why there is a focus on women. Well, to answer all that, first off, I'm a guy. Of course I'm more interested in women. Second, male reactions are boring. The simple equation boobie = erection pretty much sums it up. Women are much more complex, much more fun to form ideas about.

And no, I don't see the entire female population as a bunch of experimental lab rats to be put into a glass case and observed. It is possible to study human attraction, speak very clinically about it and still be put under its influence. Helen Fisher confessed to have had her fair share, and knowing about it and having an academic curiosity never dampened the magic for her. So there..

The army and I

I was going to blog a third part to my 'love' observations, and had the idea nicely line up in my head. But I decided against it, mostly because I think that I need to take a step away from ranting and visceral fiction.

So, a bit of relatively light material today.

This post struck me as I was watching 'We are Marshall'. Actually, two things stuck me in that show. One of it was the reason that American football is the most popular sport in that country. The other was the way that the movie made me feel.

I felt the exact same way watching Band of Brothers. For some reason, and movie the properly depicts esprit de corps is to me the equivalent of the notebook to most girls. It can drive me to tears.

For that reason, I really think that if I wasn't born here and if I didn't have so much contempt for the values that this country stands for, watching something like that could very well have made me a soldier. It might sound a little gay, especially since a lot of that has to do with male compatriots bonding, and dying for each other. But it isn't. I just don't know what part of me puts my tear ducts into gear when I see a captain or a coach stand before his men and rally them. And just trying to put yourself in their position, and feeling the very same drive that surges through the team. The belief that the impossible can be done. Its all terribly corny. Which is why I think the comparisons to notebook type movies works very well.

Fighting for the fallen, making their sacrifices count, battling on to make the unit proud of itself. All those things probably elicit eyerolls form a lot of people. But I'm not ashamed to say that I feel for them. Of course, knowing that most of it is based on a true story helps. This really happened, in some way or another. Not everyone is an asshole.

Retreat? - Part 2

Time seemed to stand still as Captain Garret watched Costello limp away from the camp. His gun was still aimed at the deserter, his finger ready to pull the trigger at any time. But he couldn't. Costello's words rang in his ears, the truth behind them freezing him on the spot. Indecision racked him as the silhouette of Costello grew smaller and smaller. Sweat trickled down his forehead. Finally, he dragged his arm upwards and emptied his entire magazine onto the air, screaming in frustration.

He kept pulling the trigger, even after he ran out of bullets. The firing mechanism clicked uselessly against the empty chamber, but he kept pulling, and he kept screaming. He screamed until his lungs gave out and collapsed into a wheezing pile on the ground. The sergeant who initially shot Costello in the leg came running to his aid, but the Captain brushed off the helpful hand. He was kneeling on the ground, coughing and sputtering.

The sergeant kept a respectful distance form the Captain, but hung around out of concern. It wasn't long before Garret recovered and slumped into a sitting position. Murray started to say something but Garret raised his hand and shook his index finger. I know what you are going to say. I don't need to hear it.

Captain Garret just sat there, staring at the ground, trying to get his thoughts back in order. In fact, he was so engrossed with his contemplations that he never noticed that Murray wasn't standing close to him anymore. Nor did he notice the bright lights that were dancing around him. Nor the screaming that was coming from the camp. Wait. Screaming?

Garret looked up and saw Murray suspended in midair, a huge thorn being pressed into his skull. The fact that he was already dead didn't make any of it more comforting to watch. His mouth was gaping, as if screaming. Blood streamed out of his ears.

All around the camp, his other men were suffering different, but ultimately gruesome fates. Garret could see MacKenzie being mauled by what looked like a phantom image of a wolf. The shimmering beast would have looked magnificent if it wasn't for the mask of blood that it now wore. It wasn't eating. It was destroying its victim in a show of mindless violence, claws and teeth tearing mercilessly into flesh.

Another ghostly figure flew about rapidly, fusing itself with his soldiers and causing them to explode into a shower of blood. It was incredibly efficient, sending bits of muscle and bone flying in every direction seconds after it merged with its victim. And shortly after that, it would float again, looking for someone else to murder.

Garret couldn't believe it. He was a practical man, and seeing such supernatural forces at work left him reeling. As he watched the bloodshed, he searched for an explanation. There was no way that it was the Germans. If they really did have control over such potent power the war would have been over long ago. All he could think of at that point was sorcery. Some pagan, druidic force seemed to be at work here, seeing how all the agents of death seemed to have taken shapes derived from nature.

It was then that it hit him. The phrase 'we were never meant to take that hill' took on a whole new meaning now. Somewhere, scrawled across the pages of things that are meant to be, it must be written that the hill cannot be taken by them. The hill didn't want to be taken, and it was fighting back. As potent as the howitzers were, there was no way the German army could match such power. The hill had spoken, and he had to go. Leave or die a horrible death, the message was clear. For a moment, he thought of reasoning with the hill, finding some way to win its allegiance. But he soon realized that the Germans had known the hill for much longer than he did. There was no question about who the hill would side in a conflict.

He sighed, resigned to defeat. His harbinger of death had arrived, and strangely enough, it was an angel. It had black feathers, black hair, and it wore black robes. But its skin was pale as the moon. It landed two feet away from Garret, sword raised. He looked up, and could have sworn he saw a tear forming in the angel's eye. But he would never get a second look.

There is nothing quite as decisive as an angel bent on destruction.

Retreat?

Captain Garret didn't like what he saw, and he like what he smelled even less. His outpost, or what was left of it lay in ruins, the smell of charred flesh still strong in the air. The German attack that they had anticipated all this while finally came, and although they managed to beat the krauts back, it came with a price. Half his company lay dead, their corpses scattered across the battlefield. There were shouts for the medic all over the place as the wounded sought help. Garret shook his head.

He had direct orders from headquarters to take Thurigen Hill with whatever means necessary. As he pored over the maps during the mission planning, he couldn't help but to notice that the orders made no sense at all. The hill was tactically useless to them. They couldn't use it as a staging point because it was too far away from the other German outposts. It held no resources, nothing salvageable, and was very heavily guarded. Plus, the enemy was on high ground, armed with 2 howitzers. By themselves, the artillery would be scary enough. Put them on a hill, and they became the army equivalent of Psycho. Guaranteed to make you shit your pants. It was a fool's errand.

But orders were orders. He had a responsibility to carry them out. He had heard rumours that the hill was particularly significant to General Lee, something about loving the hills more than anything in the world. It sounded like bullshit to Garret. He knew General Lee personally, and found him to be a perfectly reasonable man. It didn't make any sense that he would order such a mission out of a whim. There had to be something to that hill.

The krauts defending the hill probably loved the hill just as much judging from the resistance they put up. They were fighting tooth and nail, when an infantry ran out of bullets, he had seen one of them charge down the battlefield, bayonet leading the way. It all seemed very strange to him.

As time progressed and the siege dragged on, it became increasingly apparent that the hill would not be taken. Not without a significantly larger force, at least. And the army had made it quite clear that no reinforcements could be spared. Morale in his company was at an all time low. He had seen happier soldiers in a fox hole in the middle of no man's land.

Suddenly, a single shot rang out. As Garret ran towards the sound, he began to hear shouting. He got closer, and saw one of his staff sergeants shouting at one of his unit's soldiers. He had his rifle raised, ready to shoot at any moment, and it was aimed at one of his own men. The soldier was rolling on the ground, screaming in pain as he clutched his bleeding leg. "Murray! What the hell do you think you are doing?" Garret was shouting at his sergeant as he approached, hoping to avert a crisis.

"Costello here was about to desert, sir. So I shot him. Got him in the leg"

By now, Garret had positioned himself between the two men. He turned to the writhing man on the ground. "Is that true, soldier?"

Costello turned away, and curled himself up even tighter. The pain in his leg had apparently gotten a lot worse after hearing the question. Garret walked up to the soldier. "Is that true?" he shouted.

The captain reached the man, who was now sobbing uncontrollably. Garret kicked the man in the face, and asked again, his voice getting increasingly louder. He ground his boot into the man's head. "You stupid mother fucker."

Garret pulled his revolver out of the hostler and aimed it at Costello's head. He was about to pull the trigger when Costello turned and raised himself into a kneeling position. He grabbed the gun barrel firmly and placed it between his temples. "Go ahead. Shoot me. I'm dead anyway, whether I run or not. Just fucking end all this."

Garret paused, taken aback by the sudden boldness of his subordinate. Costello looked him in the eye and asked, "What? Suddenly you got no stones to shoot me?"

There was a long pause. Garret stood there, his gun still pointed at Costello's head. "I mean, what the fuck do you expect us to do, huh? Charge up the hill again tomorrow morning? They got five pill boxes up there. Five fucking pillboxes with machine guns in there. Its a god damned suicide mission. This hill cannot be taken, and you can tell General Lee to go fuck himself."

Garret replied, "You will not speak about your superiors in such a manner, soldier."

"You know what captain? I don't give a fuck anymore. This mission is stupid. I mean, sure the place is really pretty and all, but is it really worth fighting for? Our outpost just got shelled, and we lost half the company. Half the motherfucking company. I'm not sure how much more of this shit we can take, man."

"Hey, who the hell are you to question the General's orders huh? Who do you think you are?"

The reply was sharp. "I'm the guy who's putting his ass on the line, thats who. If the General loves this fucking place so much, he can take my gun and charge the hill himself. But I sure as hell ain't gonna do it for him. You know this, Cap. For the army, this place is useless. The General is just fucking with us. I'm leaving."

Costello got up and turned around. Garret just stood there and let him leave, torn between his duty to capture the beautiful hill and common sense to cut his losses and run.

Banning Love.

The last time I talked about this, I was in the passenger seat being driven back to campus by my brother. I brought the topic up and we got into a fairly heated argument. He ended up saying, "This is why I don't debate. You guys always talk about thing that don't matter at all." I didn't bother pointing out that I wasn't debating, but putting forward an idea for discussion. I didn't really believe in what I was talking about, I just wanted other people to consider it and see what they can come up with. But after that response from him, I dropped it and moved on.

Reading Helen Fisher made me revisit. It was her idea (seen on her TED video) that sparked this particularly controversial idea and I wasn't surprised to see it in her book. I have to point out that she never said anything about banning love. She just came up with the research that I'm piggy backing. So, why ban love?

It stems from the finding that romantic love really is an addiction. FMRI scans of the brain indicate that the parts of the brain that light up when a love struck person looks at a picture of the sweetheart are the same as the ones that light up when cocaine addicts get their fix. Cocaine. That the stuff that not even Holland has legalized. The cocktail of chemicals that runs in your blood when you fall in love are just as dangerous as blow. We already have proof of this in the news. Crimes of passion happen all the time. And as Dr. Fisher observed, the withdrawal symptoms showed by cocaine addicts are hauntingly similar to the signs of heartbreak. Loss of appetite, inability to focus, the constant craving. They are all there.

We ban cocaine not because it gets us high. We ban it because its addictive. We ban it because it does everything that love does to us, admittedly with less destructive consequences. But on principle, love deserves banning just as much as cocaine. So on that basis, now that we understand it better and exposed some of its inner workings, it should stand trail the same way every other drug did. On principle, we need to look at it and decide if it really is doing enough harm to warrant it being removed. To ignore the effects of love just because we have never known life without it is being a tad hypocritical.

Some might argue that love is essential to reproduction and it evolved in us for a reason. I have said before that our physical evolution is taking place at a much slower rate than our changes in cultural ideas. I think that the same idea works her as well. When we were driven by primordial urges, and listened solely to instinct, love was essential to the continuation of the human race. But it isn't now, and the legacy of our past could very well be a burden.

Then of course comes the question of whether it can be done or not. Can we stop people from falling in love? For now, no. But our understanding of human brain and how it connects to all the aspects of life that makes us human is expanding rapidly. At some point, someone will find a way to put a roadblock on one of the processes that are involved in falling in love. As it is, we can turn promiscuous rats into doting fathers with one injection. And we can turn the most faithful species into uber playboys with the opposing drug. I think its no longer a question of if, but a question of when.

Okay, premise set. There is a problem, and there might be a solution. Should we do it? In my opinion, no. Most people will agree with me at this point I suspect, but for different reasons. I cannot accept 'We cannot ban love because we just can't do something like that. I mean do you have any idea what you are doing? We're talking about love here!' as a valid argument against the banning of love, although I'm sorely tempted to. I'm sure that kind of an emotional appeal would work nowadays, because the idea really is quite unthinkable. But humans change their minds really fast. Things that were unthinkable 50 years ago are quite commonplace now. Banning slavery was an insanity not too long ago. Now people who enslave are prosecuted and thrown into jail. A society in the future that sits down and has a serious discussion about the relevance of love to humanity is not really that far fetched an idea if you ask me.

But I am not too fond of the idea of messing with something like human reproduction. Of course the option of voluntarily blocking off love for yourself will always be open, but to treat it like cocaine could be dangerous. Science has screwed up before, and while that may not be a good excuse to stop applying the findings of science, this is too big a risk to take. Only absolute certainty is acceptable, and there can be no absolute certainty.

Why we love.

Okay. Everyone of you who snorted when you read the title of the post, slap yourselves now. Done? Lets move on...

I bought and read the book Why we love written by Helen Fisher, one of the leading anthropologists in the world. To be honest, the book was a little dry, and unless you have a keen interest, you probably shouldn't read it. But an evolutionary insight to arguably one of the most celebrated aspects of our culture is always exciting (to me, at least).

So, why do we love? It took Dr. Fisher one whole book to explain it, and I really don't think I can satisfactorily summarize the book in one post. But I can tell you some interesting stuff. Men will always think about sex, and women will always be money grubbers. Both these traits have been the butt of jokes, but they remain true. And they are there for a reason. Thousands of years of evolution have forced men and women into different roles, and to maximize their chance of survival, we have developed those traits. I think the reason for those traits being there are quite self evident, so I won't patronize you by telling you what they are. All of us know this. There is a difference between what I used to believe and what I believe in now.

Before this, I thought those traits were tendencies. Now, I know that they are hardwired somewhere in our genes. It means that whatever we do, short of genetic engineering ourselves, there is no running away from these stereotypes.

She says that women are programmed to look for successful mates. Mates that can support them, and provide for them, even when they don't need providing for. This is where Helen Fisher's ideas stop, and where mine come in. How many times have you read articles written by young successful women lamenting about how hard it is to find a good man. They always say that the good ones are always either taken or gay. Well, of course they are, especially if your definition of good is 'earns more than you'. Think about it for a while. You earn $400,000 a year, live in a million dollar apartment, and drive a BMW. Okay, those figures are a tad exaggerated, but the idea is there. How many guys around your age do you think are as successful as you are? Maybe its better to look at it in percentages. Assume you are the in the top 10% of young professional women when it comes to income per annum. To simplify things, lets also assume that all men and women are equal and that only the top 10% of men will be able to match your earning power. You are genetically predispositioned to exclude the other 90% from your potential husbands. That is a hell of a lot of men. Is it all that surprising that you have such a hard time now?

The higher a woman climbs, the harder it is for her to find someone that she will consider good enough for her. They are programmed to look up, not down. People say to leaders, 'It is lonely at the top'. That is all the more true for women, in a totally different context.

We can look at this and tell ourselves that true love will overcome all these obstacles. We can think about fate, and all the other romantic ideals that poets and the like have spawned over the centuries. But ask yourselves honestly, when you think about a highly successful woman in a relationship with a man that can never hope to match her achievements, what do you think of? Do you get this strange sensation that something isn't right? Thats your genetic programming talking. There is no fighting it, true love or not.

So what can be done? I don't know. The options I can see all involve compromise. A lot of women have quit their positions to become mothers. Sure, the excuse that they want to take care of the kids is perfectly believable, but think of the fallout if the woman continues and earns more than the husband. Men are programmed to be heroes as much as women are programmed to look for rich hubbies. (the stupider males pull off deadly stunts) To deny them the right to be the hero of the family would be a cruel blow. This has nothing to do with male ego. This cannot be controlled, and much as we would like to think that it is.

Or the women can choose to lower their standards and choose men from outside the income bracket that their genes have predetermined. The above problem will rise again, and the happiness of both the man and the woman are at stake. But it is possible to override these primordial needs. It requires a hell of a lot of will, a deep understanding of what you are doing and a thick skin in the face of snide remarks that will inevitably come.

Sometimes, I do pity you superwomen. Your talent could very well be a double edged sword.

TEEN Choice award

Thats right. Hugh Laurie is Fox TV's teen choice for best actor. Quite and achievement, really considering he had the likes of Jared Padalecki (the dude from Supernatural), Milo Ventimiglia (the pussy power stealing dude in Heroes) and Wentworth Miller (bald, genius civil engineer from Prison break). Its weird just seeing his name up there.

The article that informed me of this postulated that House's rebellious nature has something to do with the win. Teens relate to him. I guess I do too.

I always wondered why I liked the show so much. Was it because of all the clever lines? Was it House's atheistism and cutting remarks towards the religious? Or is it really because he is such a rebel?

I think its a combination. I am a bit of a rebel, my disregard for authority having caused other people grief at some point or another. But I have always differentiated my rebellion form the typical teen's rebellion, partly because my personal growth seems to have happened in reverse. I'm mostly now trying to grow down (if that terms actually exists), but that idea has been visited many times before.

We can't dismiss the role of the script either when it comes to deciding what makes me watch the show. I love watching Top Gear, but Fifth Gear bores me to sleep. Both shows are about cars, so we can quite safely say that it isn't a passion for motoring that keeps me watching the show. I love it when Jeremy, Richard or James takes on an American car, because then I can expect the usual witty but incredibly scathing reviews. For some reason, singing the praises for a car isn't quite as funny as insulting the crap out of it. And their lines stay with me. Apparently, the most memorable part of my Oh My God rant was the burning my nipples off bit. Well that line came straight out of Jeremy's mouth.

Whatever it is, David Shore has done me a great service. And for his portrayal of House, Hugh deserves every award he gets.

Raikonnen, hats off to you.

Well, you did it. I didn't think it was possible, but you are now the world champion. The Iceman finally gets the credit he deserves.

Sure, you needed rookie Hamilton to self destruct in the last two races. But it doesn't mean you don't deserve the title. You won more races than Alonso or Hamilton. That in itself should be enough justification for your winning.

And you winning means that perpetual whiner doesn't. For doing that, you are a hero to many. Some didn't care if Sebastian Vettel won the world championship. We just didn't want to see Alonso win it for the third time in the row. Thanks for stopping him.

And thank you, whoever it may concern for the last 3 races of the season. It put the race back into racing, and for once, motorsport became exciting. I have never had this much fun following Formula 1 before, even if I didn't watch the races, but read about them in the news reports.

Homosexuality in the news.

Dumbledore is gay. So says the person that created him. That's all cool. Gay rights campaigner Peter Tatchell welcomed the news about Dumbledore and said: "It's good that children's literature includes the reality of gay people, since we exist in every society." Complete agreement as well. Harry Potter wields enough influence to help change this generation's minds about homosexuality. But check this out. A spokesman for gay rights group Stonewall added: "It's great that JK has said this. It shows that there's no limit to what gay and lesbian people can do, even being a wizard headmaster." It show that there is not limit? Are you so blinded by your desire for equality and acceptance that such an obvious logical gap can escape you? Dumbledore is fictional. Him being headmaster of Hogwarts proves nothing. Because Hogwarts doesn't exist. Sure, gay people are just as capable of achievement as straight people are. But having a character in popular fiction being gay just shows that the author isn't homophobic. We can't use him as proof that gays aren't inferior because this person is the figment of one woman's imagination.

Also somewhat interesting is the rumour that our astronaut is gay. I can already hear all the women groaning about how all the good looking guys are gay. But the absolutely amazing part is that he is a Muslim. And now a national hero. I found myself wondering what would happen if someone went ahead and scandalized this thing. Then the Jabatan Agama Islam will have to ostracize him. But will be reluctant to do so because he is a national hero. And Malaysian Muslimness will come into question. The role model of developing Muslim countries will have to explain why they put the honour of the country in the hands of a gay person. And why they made a hero out of a homosexual. The thought of those bearded polygamists squirming under the spotlight shone by their 'pious' counterparts is almost funny. But that would mean our astronaut having to go through a bloody nightmare, and I wouldn't wish that on even my worst enemies. (Okay, maybe I would, but the good doctor isn't my enemy.)

Gah!

Linkin Park. Live in Singapore.

I did the mental calculations. I would have to skip 2 days of class. In the coming semester, not a problem. I checked it out online.

Ticketing started early September. I didn't know about it.

Now all that are left are the SGD 128 and above tickets.

Sigh. I have got to start listening to the bloody radio a bit more.

Sahara

The scorching heat plays nasty tricks on you. And the longer you remain exposed, the nastier the tricks become. Hallucinations and fantasies of things that are not really there take hold of you, and at that point, it becomes a battle to retain your sanity. Its a test of will - can he keep trudging along on the shifting dunes with no sense of direction? Or will he collapse into a sobbing heap and let the wiggly waves of heat sap the last vestiges of life from him?

He is a fighter. Or at least he thinks he is. Sometimes he doubts himself, but he'd like to think that if the occasion called for it, he would pull through. It was just a question of putting him in a challenging enough situation to call upon the will that will theoretically sustain him. And that situation was now. Alone with not a friendly soul in sight, surrounded by shifting dunes and the occasional prickly cacti. He wasn't giving up just yet.

He had just reached the top of a dune when he heard a distant sound. There was a cloud of dust being raised in the horizon. He brightened up a little. Salvation!

Moving as quickly as he could, he headed towards the direction of the cloud. He lost sight of it as he tumbled down the dune, but the persistent creaking got louder and louder, telling him that he was indeed drawing closer. Soon it was within shouting distance, and he started screaming at the object. It came a little bit closer, and he could make out the shape. A horse-pulled caravan came to view, and he moved to intercept.

Strangely enough, there wasn't a driver in sight. It was a phantom horse caravan, just like the carts in Sherlock Holmes and the Red Death. His gut instinct told him to be wary, but the thirst was overwhelming. He had to try.

When it was close enough, he threw himself at the caravan, almost missing it. Somehow, his outstretched fingers managed to grab hold of the steps leading into the inside, and he clung on for dear life. His flesh grating against the unyielding desert sands burned like sulfur on an open wound, but he kept his vice-like grip. He wasn't giving up. He wasn't going to let fate have the last laugh.

The door to the caravan opened. He looked upwards and saw the silhouette of a woman dressed in a long dress. She was tall, and looked stunningly beautiful. Even while fighting to block out the pain, he wondered if she looked beautiful because he hadn't seen a woman in a very long time, or if she was genuinely attractive.

He reached out, his eyes pleading. He pursed his parched lips, mouthing a silent "Save me." because his voice had been long lost to the desert. She looked down on him with her soft eyes. He tried again. "Please let me in." She was indecisive, not really knowing what to do. Looking back into the caravan, she talked to someone on the inside. Then she turned back to him and looked at him again, a pained expression of sorrow in her face. She bent down close to him, and said in a quavering voice "I'm sorry, but I can't".

She closed the door behind her as she went back inside.

State of mind.

Trying not to think too much is a trying experience. Telling yourself not to read too much into any action is a lot harder for some people than it is for others. But you see the blinking blob reveal a good night wish. Instinct takes over and a thousand worst case scenarios pop up. Depression starts to creep in.

But you promised yourself that you would take it easy. A deep breath later, things become a bit clearer. They look up a bit. At least the wish was there. Even if it could mean something unthinkably depressing. It could have not come at all, and you would be none the wiser. Things could be a lot worse.

Close your eyes. Failure isn't the end of the world. You know this, you just need to start believing it. Maybe if you write about it?

But that would mean people might know. Your code isn't perfect, you know that.

So what?

Write away. This is who you are. Stop being afraid of being him.

Just put it down, and go to sleep. Thats my boy.

Untitled.

Anonymous: "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand, chocolate in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Woo hoo, what a ride!"

Now, reading that really smacked me in the face. All my earlier posts about doing stuff and being spontaneous summarized rather brutally in one paragraph. Never mind the fact that I have no idea what Chardonnay is. Probably something alcoholic.

But the fact remains that I think I'm likely to be one of those 9 to 5ers clocking in early every day and getting home, plonking myself down on the couch for a while, and then going to bed early because I'm tired. That very thought depresses me. Knowing that you are headed that way and not really knowing what to do to stop it is the thing that bothers me most.

I know its a long shot, but Auntie, you could very well be my way out. Teach me the art of living, so that I may have my mid-life crisis without regretting how I spent my youth. I'm not even sure if one can learn such a thing, but if you are willing to talk about it, I'm all ears.

Oh. My. God.

Have you ever not like anyone?

Yes?

Then have you ever gone ahead and read stuff that the person has written?

And find it so annoying that you'd rather burn your nipples off with a blow torch than read it again.

You know that those self glorifying words are delusions. The temptation to point them out, backed up with examples can be overwhelming.

You read every line and ask yourself what kind of idiot would believe such crap. Then you realize that there are lot of people out there who would gladly kick your head in and rip your scrotum off to defend this very annoying person, and then you just get depressed.

Yeap. Life is unfair, and the bad guy wins too much of the time. But thats life right? All you can do is pray that one day, some greater power will wipe the smug smile off that person's face, and you can have your little victory dance. In private, of course. Because you are better than that.

Angkasawan.

Fine. I'll admit it. I do have a grudging respect for the Malaysian astronaut. Is having a Malaysian in space something to be proud of? I suppose. Is this event being milked for every ounce of political leverage that could possibly come out of it? Yes it is. Why am I surprised? I honestly don't know.

Najib said that we can now stand a few inches taller. Badawi was equally nauseating. I was trying to put a finger on why I was feeling so aggrieved over the whole thing and trying to identify if all my cynicism for our administrators was causing this. What I came up with is this.

National pride can be attributed to many things. Lets look at the biggest one. That this is a big step forward for Malaysia. Is it? No. The reason Yuri Gagarin was a success was because of the effort that it took to get him there? The same goes for Niel Armstrong. Did Malaysia have anything to do with our Malaysian going to space? Apart from buying the Sukois from the Russians and getting a free ride, no. We could go into all the support that we gave our astronaut, but I'm not going to count anything that we can't quite prove had an actual impact. The trip is a milestone for our young doctor who had to go through the whole training program. He pulled through, and thats an achievement for him, not us.

Which led me to thinking about a similar idea when we are talking national pride. Sports. Athletes overcoming great obstacles brings great pride to a country, and its still largely an individual effort. Yet the whole country gets to take pride. Why should an astronaut be any different? Why can't we be proud that a Malaysian managed to be declared fit to board and serve on a rocket, and share in the pride? Well, because there are a lot of people that can do it. Our astronaut pulled through, and I'm happy for him. But it doesn't mean that there aren't thousands of other Malaysians who would have done a great job as well. Finding a Malaysian who can be an astronaut isn't quite as hard as finding one who can run faster than everyone else in the world. Very different situations.

It was then that it hit me. I now know why I felt half lame about having a countryman in space. Its because all our declarations of glory are likely to fade away into nothingness because we don't have the will or the interest to build on it. It just feels like we have bitten off more than we can chew. To say that we are now on par with the other nations is so much of a stretch that I won't be surprised if we have plastic deformation. (sorry, material science joke). We don't have a space program. We are no where near the point where we can build anything that can escape orbit. It makes absolutely no economic sense for us to pursue a space program, and unless we do that, sending our astronauts to space will have a distinctly hollow feel to it. Any country can do that.

Could the Thais have bought a bunch of fighter jets and picked one of its military officers to go on a free ride to space. Sure, they could. Could the Argentineans have done it? Yeap.

Sure, having a man in space is special. But the fact that you are part of an elite club because everyone else just can't really be bothered to join is just a bit deflating.

Still, Malaysia Boleh right?

The triangle

The only illumination in that room came form the fireplace, the tiny flame dancing about to the tune of the firewood fuel. The chambers were finely furnished, as one would expect from a space occupied by a princess. She sat on her velvet chair, leafing through the book that sat on her lap.

A sudden creak of a window opening startled her. She looked up, and saw a black silhouette slide in through the opening, then turn around to close the window. His movements were precise and self assured, but his eyes betrayed his predicament. He was racked by nervousness, constantly calming himself, and checking that he doesn't mess up.

She rose from her chair and broke into a half run in his direction. He took his own steps toward her, arms open in anticipation. He could see her face more clearly now, the strain in her eyes becoming evident as he drew closer. It was then that he started feeling guilty all over again, having put her through such a trial. His constant reminders to himself that what he did was necessary didn't seem to matter anymore.

They hugged, as they always have before this. He didn't dare go any further with her, not wanting to risk pushing her away completely by giving in to instinct. She looked up at him as she broke the embrace. "I got your letter. Its all very confusing for me to say the least."

He nodded in comprehension. "Sorry. I didn't mean to do that, not on the very eve of your examinations."

She kept silent. "I just can't help but to feel that fate is working against us. If only we could have met earlier."

He knew that was coming. "You know I don't believe in fate. All that matters is what you want," he replied.

"But I made him a promise. I can't back down after I have given him my word now can I?"

"I don't understand what the two of you had, or what you agreed upon. And I'm not sure I want to. But I know that we sometimes have to make difficult decisions. All is fair in love and war, remember? I don't think that you breaking that promise makes you evil or morally corrupt in any way. These things happen all the time. I know its selfish of me to do this, but I hope you understand. I have to do this."

He continued "Its all very sudden, and I know you need time. But whatever you choose to do, I will respect the decision. As long as you would have me as a friend, I shall be one. All I ask is to be given a chance."

Having said that, he turned around and left, disappearing into the darkness of the night.

Shed a tear.

Violence is deplorable. Yes, I know it is, and I'm not going to deny that.

I suppose I have been quite critical of my lack of response to the images that appear in the media depicting the suffering of innocent people at the hands of others. I questioned my humanity at one point, asking myself why I didn't feel as others felt. Perhaps I have been desensitized to violence because I have seen so many pictures of it. Or perhaps I have never suffered as the victims have, and so I'll never be able to relate. But when I look at the final results, my impact on the suffering is the same as the impact that others make. Others who write to the newspapers slamming the perpetrators and demanding justice. (Who is listening, I wonder) Others who look at a picture of a starving child, absentmindedly shake their heads, mutter a 'tsk,tsk' and go back to eating their double cheeseburger. Zero impact. I'm not saying that we shouldn't feel pity. I'm saying that pity that involves a sudden surge of revulsion that is quickly forgotten amidst the luxuries that surround you is quite pointless. What we need is a little of the momentum that the surge created to be sustained and turned into something positive.

I tend to view violence as part of human nature. Every civilization that has ever spawned has resorted to violence before, and that in itself is enough proof to me that violence is hardwired into the human brain. It is the most basic and instinctive of the many conflict resolution techniques that exist. To tell mankind to stop being violent is like telling man not to have sex. Its completely counter-intuitive. If violence is to be stopped, there must be a better way of solving conflicts, a way that will appeal to the self preservation instinct that ticks in every one of us. So, can violence be stopped? I think so, yes. Just not by harping on moral principles, and how we human beings should be better than that.

In an effort to win a convert, Christians have asked me if I thought that we live in violent times. I said yes. In retrospect, I would have said no. Steven Pinker's talk has given me a whole new perspective of violence in the world. He says a lot of things in that talk, some of which some people will find very hard to swallow. Especially the idea that we really are much less violent than our ancestors were, on multiple time scales. The idea of the good old days with reference to relative peace in the past is an illusion. He discussed possible reasons for the drop in violence, and those, I can extrapolate to being possible solutions to the pockets of violence that flare up in the world today.

Understanding the other person's perspective, is I think one of the most powerful deterrence to someone being violent. The rapid expansion of humanist thinking ever since the Enlightenment has discouraged people from thinking of other people as sub-human, and thus deserving of violent behaviour. He has other theories too, like the Leviathan theory that works a lot like the concept of Mutually Assured Destruction that people toss around all the time in nuclear weapon discussions. But thats irrelevant to this post because we can't put the Leviathan into action. That system calls for a single democratic entity that has the legal authority to use violence to oversee the rest of the world. (A bit like what the U.N. security council is supposed to do).

But understanding is something that we can do. See the misunderstanding from another set of eyes, and maybe, it will turn out to be less of a conflict than previously thought. Jehane Noujaim has done something about it. Full credit to her. There are examples I could use to make this clearer, but they could quite easily be misinterpreted as me implying that certain groups of people are stubborn and refuse to see other perspectives. Look around you. I'm sure you can find a few examples yourself.

Winning a million dollar TED prize and using that money to produce a film to promote understanding between the Israelis and the Palestinians is a tall order that not many have the will or the ability to achieve. But we needn't go that far. We just need to start with what we have around us.